The one-eyed man
leads the crowd to the next exhibit. “And here we have the world’s most
distracting object! Just try to look away! You can’t!” He pulls out a toy you
recognize playing with as a toddler.
The audience stares at it, in a trance.
You don’t find it all that enthralling.
"That hasn't been distracting since I was two!"
Look around at the other objects.
Pretend to be fascinated.
Turn around and leave the shack.
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