Saturday, November 29, 2014

Ask a Question


You raise your hand.  "What, you gotta go to the bathroom or something?"

"No," you say.  "I was just wondering where this was from."

"It's, uh, found in Australia," he says.  "And, uh, Iran.  And Iceland.  Very rare.  Hates the desert.  Now, if you'll all follow me, next up we have the most Distracting Object in the World!"

"You mean it's native to three places as far apart on the globe as you can be?"

Follow the group.

Leave in disgust.

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