Eventually,
the man puts the toy away. He leads you to the other side of the room.
“And
now, for our most impressive – and final – attraction, a unicorn… made OUT of
corn… the CORNICORN!”
He pulls a white sheet off of a large lump, revealing a
shoddy and probably rotten crude unicorn sculpture made of corn cobs. The
audience is shocked and appalled.
“Get your picture taken with it for 10 bucks!"
"I want a picture with it!"
"What kind of stupid exhibit is that?"
Say nothing and wait for everyone to head to the gift shop.
Leave the Mystery Shack.
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