Saturday, November 29, 2014

First Exhibit

"This is our first exhibit, folks, the elusive Six-Pack-O-Lope! Just look at that fabulous physique!” The man gestures to a terribly-crafted display. It looks like a rabbit head glued onto a wrestler figurine body, with antlers glued on top. Despite the clear falsity, the audience oohs and aahs rapturously.

You are not impressed.

Ask where it's from.

Point out that the body is clearly made of plastic.

Follow the group.

Leave.

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