Sunday, December 7, 2014

Lumberjack

The lumberjack is a big, thick-necked, intense man named Manly Dan Corduroy.  You know him from the time you and your mother ran into him in the store and he told you about Hide-Behinds.  He is arm wrestling with the BICEPTICUS machine in the corner.

"Hi, Mr. Manly Dan," you say.  "How are you doing?"

"WINNING!" he yells.  "YEAARGH!"

"Can I ask you a question?"

"IN A SECOND!" he yells.

Wait for Manly Dan to be done.

Go talk to the bartender.

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