Sunday, December 7, 2014

Wait

He slams the giant plastic arm down to the table of the machine.  "THERE!"

A man across the bar claps.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" he yells at you.

"Do you know of any strange things in the forest?" you ask.  "Or at least anything interesting?"

"THE MOST INTERESTING THING IN THE FOREST IS THE MANOTAURS!" he yells.  "THEY'RE MANLY, LIKE ME!"

"How do you find them?" you ask.

His neck veins bulge.  "THEY LIKE JERKY!  JEEEEEERRRRRRKY!"

"Thanks!" you say.  You know where you should be able to get Jerky: the convenient store!

Head to the Convenient Store.

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