True Crime

This section has been completely taken over by a new book, with copies set out everywhere.  The book is titled:

LIL GIDEON:  THE TRUE STORY

It has a picture of a young man who looks like a cross between a cherub and a televangelist looking out from the cover with a leering smile.  When you open the book, the eyes flash!

The cover blurb promises that it "tells the true tale of the twelve-year-old terrors who framed him" and says that it includes "an exhaustive interview with Old Man McGucket."

Read a few pages.

Head upstairs to Cryptology.