Read a Page

It is written in the form of a letter:

"Dear reader,

Greetings from your humble author, me, Lil Gideon!  I just wanted to thank you for buying my book, and allowing me to refill my coffers after my ill-fated attempt to construct Gideonland.  I plan on using this money to construct another giant robot, with hopes that this one will prove more than capable of destroying the despicable Pines twins and wreaking vengeance upon the wretched town which turned their backs on me.  Vengeance will be mine!  My time in prison has really cut back on my endorsement deals.

I mean, I am so glad that y'all decided to read my autobiography.  Thanks, and enjoy what little time you have left before I purge you with fire.  Thanks, and enjoy your reading!

All my love,

Lil Gideon."

You put it back.  That was strange.

Head over to Fiction.