Super Lazer Tag

"Super Lazer Tag, please!"

You plunk down your money and hurry over to the red team, which includes the question mark guy, the girl in the sweater, and the pine tree hat kid.

"Not so fast," says the worker.  "You're on the blue team." 

He directs you over to another group. 

"Hey," says a tall, thin man in fishnet stockings with pink hair.  "Who wants to drink expired apple juice and go kiss each other?"

A buzzer sounds all around you.  A deep voice says "Peer Pressure Alert!  Peer Pressure Alert!"

An older fat man sidles up next to you.  He is wearing an ill-fitting T-Shirt that says WORD on it, and has a name badge that says "Hello, I am Not a Cop."

"You know what I always do in cases like this?" he says.  "I just say:  Uh-uh, no no, bippity-bop ka-zow, I can't be pressured, no way, no how!"

"Okay," you say.  "Thanks for the advice!"

On second thought, being in the dark with these people is unwise.  Leave.