Sunday, December 7, 2014

Small Man

The small man is attentively watching the entire bar, his fists clutched in anxiousness.

"What are you doing?" you ask.

"I'm waiting," he says.  He has a nasally voice.

"Waiting for what?" you ask.

"I'm waiting for somebody to get 'em!"

"Why?" you ask.

"Because I love it when people get 'em!"

"Oh," you say.

Attack the small man.

Attack the lumberjack.

Attack the bikers.

Leave the bar.

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