Attack the Bikers

You jump onto the bikers, interrupting their fortune-telling.  You hit one with a bottle and pull the other one's beard.

"Get 'em!" the small man says.

"Hey!" they both yell as they jump up.  "You want to play?"

They pick you up and hurl you across the bar, smashing the window to pieces.  This enrages the lifeguard, who punches the lumberjack.  A general melee breaks out, smashing glasses and breaking furniture and eventually having to be broken up by police in riot gear.

You don't see any of it, though, because you are unconscious behind the bar.  In fact, when you finally come to in the darkened bar, everyone is gone and the bar is locked.

When you're finally let out in the morning your mother is so mad that she ships you off to military school.

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