Miner Display

'Lose weight the pioneer way: try dysentery!'

Just the tag line itself makes you chuckle as you come into the miner display.  As you look around the empty room, you can't help but notice the similarity between the miner and the crazy old man who lives in the junkyard.

Reaching out, you poke the mannequin in the eye.

"Scramdoodle!" what you'd thought was a statue really is the crazy old coot from the junkyard!  "I'm kajiggering my whatsidoodle!"

"You just about gave me a heart attack!" you say.  "I thought you were a display."

"Nope!" he says.  "I'm old man McGucket.  Did I scare you too much?"

"You sure did!" you say.  "I'm going to go tell the guard that you're back here scaring people!  That's going to give me nightmares.  I was all, like, wah!"

You turn to go tell somebody.