Something seems weird about the dogs, and when you lean close, you can tell what it is: they have little faces, writhing in agony.
"Help me!" one of them whines in a weak voice. "Help me!"
You recoil in horror from the hot dogs.
What do you do?
Run away in terror.
Eat a hot dog anyways.
Go look for some beef jerky.
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