Eat a Hot Dog

You garnish the dog just the way you like it, and take a big bite.  It's really not so bad. 

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL A HOT DOG?"

Starting at the angry, ghostly voice, the hot dog gets jammed in your throat.  You stagger around the store, choking, unable to dislodge the piece of hot dog.

"SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR SHOPLIFTING!" the voice says.

You choke to death.

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