Chip-O's

You pop open a pack of Chip-O's and start munching on them.  They're a little stale, but not bad.

"SHOPLIFTER!" an angry voice says.  "YOU WILL PAY!"

You start, looking around, but do not see the voice.  "Where are you?" you ask.

"I am everywhere!" the voice says.

A swirling mist rises up from all around you, coalescing into an angry-looking form.

"Prepare for your doom!"

Try to get out of the store.

Hide under a display.

Apologize and beg for mercy.