Sunday, December 7, 2014

Be a Lifeguard

"Are you sure you can handle this?" he asks.  "This is a serious duty!"

"Of course!" you say.

He hands you a whistle.  "Name's Poolcheck.  Water runs in my veins!"

You cross the street and Poolcheck opens up the gate to the pool.  He points over to the pool filter.  "Clean that filter!  But be careful - it cost me a HAND!" he pulls off his prosthetic hand to emphasize the danger of the task.  "Open the pool toy shed!  Wash off the deck!"

Behind you a mob of people flood into the pool and begin swimming and frolicking in the water.

Do you go clean the filter?

Or go open the shed?

Grab the hose and start washing off the deck.

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