Buy Something

There are many shoddily-made gift shop gizmos like key chains and snow globes around the gift shop you have been led to. In one corner by a vending machine are racks displaying t-shirts and tank tops. There is a bowl of bumper stickers on the counter, by a disinterested-looking redhead girl wearing a green flannel top. By the front of the shop, you see a shelf of trucker hats with pine trees on them, and grappling hooks shoved into the corner.

What would you like?


Key chain

Snow globe

Shirt

Hat

Grappling hook

Nothing