Saturday, November 29, 2014

Buy a Souvenier

The red head rings up your order, more interested in her magazine than you.  She absent-mindedly shorts you a dollar on your change, slamming the register shut without so much as looking up at you or mumbling anything.

"Hey!"  you say.  "Where's my dollar, you teenage zombie?"

"Excuse me, miss, but you shorted me a dollar."

Just leave.

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