What are you?

"We are the ducklarians," they say.  "You must help our people to escape this pool-based tyranny!"

"I'll help you!" you promise.  "We can-"

"What is going on in here?" Poolcheck looms up behind you.  "Are you listening to those ducks?"

"Uh, Mr. Poolcheck!  No, I was just-"

"That's enough out of you!" he grabs you by the collar.  "You're going to..."

"POOL SOLITARY!"