Talk to the Lifeguard

"Hi!" you say.

"Hey," she says boredly.  "What's up?"

A whistle blows.  "CORDUROY!" Poolcheck says.  "Keep your mind on your duty!  A hundred people could have died while you were lolly-gagging!"

"Thanks a lot," she says to you.  "You got me in trouble."

"And you!" Poolcheck taps the sigh near him that says DO NOT BOTHER LIFEGUARD.  "One more offense, and it's pool jail for you!"

"Sorry!" you say.

Do you want to run over to the snack shack?

"So," you ask the lifeguard.  "What do people do for fun around here?"

Give a nearby kid a noogie.