Thursday, December 18, 2014

Suicide!

You've chosen the most annoying tactic of all.  Every time someone shoots you, you chase them down and shoot them back, always laughing uproariously at your great trick.  You spend your time harassing and annoying all those around you, particularly the boy with the bowl haircut.  It is a thoroughly good time.

When the game ends, you vest shows that you have 25 points.

"He's twaumatized me!" the boy yells.

The other patrons begin grumbling angrily.  "You ruined our game!" one of them says.

You hear a thin, nasally voice from somewhere in the crowd.  "Get 'em!  Get 'em!"

The angry crowd attacks you, beats you up, and throws you in a dumpster.  The garbage truck arrives soon thereafter and dumps you in the landfill, where you are lost for eternity.

Start a new day in Gravity Falls.

Try another adventure.

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