Sunday, December 7, 2014

SPF-60

You put the sunscreen on, making sure that you get every spot that could burn.  It smells funny, but what could you expect in an unlabeled bottle? It's probably Poolcheck's personal blend or something.

After a day working at the pool, doing every task that Poolcheck can think of, you're pretty tired.  But he pays you well.  "Here you go!" he says.  "Now lock up, and be sure to be on time tomorrow."

Poolcheck leaves. 

When you get to the tool shed, you hear noise from inside it, and open it up to see the rubber duck inner tubes staring up at you.

"The feast has arrived!" one of them says.

"What?" you ask.

"You have anointed yourself with the sauce!" one of them quacks.  "You are to be eaten!"

"Eaten!" the others quack.

Something slams into you from behind.  For rubber duck inner tubes, they are surprisingly heavy and strong.

They eat you.

Try a new day in Gravity Falls.

Try a different adventure.

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