Skull Fracture

You stride straight towards Skull Fracture.

The bouncer steps in front of you.  "Sorry, no miners."

"Aw, Donkey Spittle!" the bow-legged man in a hard hat behind you says. 

The bouncer looks at you.

"What do you want?"

"It's an emergency: I need to use the phone inside," you say.

"Nothing," you say and head up the street.