Skim the Pool

Picking up the pool skimmer, you start to use it to skim the pool.

"THAT'S ALL WRONG!" Poolcheck yells at you.  "YOU CALL THAT SKIMMING?"

You try to do a little better, collecting up the leaves and crud that's floating around on the top of the water.

"THAT'S THE WORST SKIMMING JOB I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!"

Poolcheck takes the skimmer away from you and breaks it over his knee.

"You're a disgrace to the lifeguard profession!  You're fired!"

You head down the street in disgrace.