Read the Paper

You read the paper you found on Gideon's desk.  The air becomes charged with electricity, your hair stands on end, and with a thunderclap you are looking at a yellow triangular figure made of brick hovering a few feet off the ground.  It has one eye, wears a tophat, and is laughing.

"Hey!  I know you!  You're the kid who summoned me!" he says.  "The name's Bill.  Let's be friends!  Do you want a fish that swims in air and spits Kool-Aid?"

He snaps his fingers and a fish begins swimming around the room, pausing only to fountain grape Kool-Aid at you.

"No?"  Bill snaps and the fish disappears. "I know, I know, you want something.  What is it you want?"

"I wanted to not be bored," you say.  "But I'm not, anymore.  What are you?"

"I'm your new best friend!" Bill says.  "Listen, kid, I can make it so your whole life is a live wire.  But I need you to do me a little favor.  What do you say?  Wanna help me out?"

He holds out a hand.

Accept Bill's offer.

Reject Bill's offer.