Putt the Leader

"Take this, pirate dog!"

You whack the leader with the putter you have in hand, sending him up and over the top of the castle.

"Ar!  He has mighty prowess!" the others begin to scurry about, and for good measure, you whack a few of them, too.

"I'm king of the ship!" you cry out.

You hear a cackling laugh behind you.  Spinning around, you see a triangular figure made of bricks before you.  He has one large eye and is wreathed in blue flames. 

"Great job, kid!" the triangle says.  "Your fighting is hilarious!  I'll tell you what: let's make a deal.  If you run a little errand for me, then I can promise to make you the most powerful fighter on the golf course!  What do you say?  Do we have a deal?"

What do you do?

Accept the offer.

Politely decline.