Call the Police

You call the police.

"There's a woman who had her memory erased in Toby Determined's office!" you say.  "I, uh, don't know how it happened?"

"What?" you hear the sheriff on the other end of the line.  "What's going on?  Toby, are you kissing that cardboard cutout again?"

"No, just hurry over to the Gossiper!" you say.

Hanging up the phone, you hurry out and down the street.