Bigfoot's Adventure

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"Bigfoot leveled the jet fighter.  'Prepare to die, scum!' he howled into his headset.  He held down the trigger and felt the two great M-77 autofire machine guns below him spring to life, firing over 6,732 rounds per minute into the massed troops that threatened his homeland.  'Feel the wrath of Fighter Pilot Bigfoot!"

That's enough of that. 

Head back out into Town Square.