Attack!

Taking advantage of its slumber, you attack the beast with your trusty bone.  You whack its head, and the thing rises up, revealing a large, angry bear with six heads!  Undeterred, you continue attacking, knocking each head senseless before it can wake up fully.  Before you know it, the multibear is unconscious thanks to your brutal assault!

There's a loud cackling sound, and a bright blue light fills the cave.  You can hear clapping.

"Boy, look at you!  You're a regular firecracker!"  A figure that is a brick pyramid appears, floating in the center of the cavern.  It has one eye at the top of the angle, with a top hat on it.  "I could really use a warrior like you!"

"Who are you?" you ask.

"My name's Bill.  I'm always on the lookout for promising personalities who can help me out.  And I could really use somebody like you to help me with a little job.  What do you say, kid?  If you help me out, I'll make sure you're never bored again!"

"I'm game!" you say.  "What do you need done?"

"No thanks," you say.