Sunday, December 7, 2014

A-P-P-L-E-S

"What?" the one with the cootie catcher says.

"Hey!  You were trying to screw up my fortune!" the other one says.  "You and your stupid spelling!"

"I'm not a calculator!" the other one says.

"What'd you say about my mother?" the other one stands up, sweeping the table aside.  You duck to keep from getting hit by a flying bottle.

The second biker crumples up the cootie catcher and tosses it aside.

"That was a gift!" says the bearded biker.

"Get 'em!" says the small man.

What do you do?

"Guys, there's no need to fight!"

Back away from the coming melee.

Yell "Get 'em!"

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