Saturday, November 29, 2014

Mystery Shack

You wander down to a dumpy-looking wooden building with a large sign on it. It reads, “MYSTERY HACK,” and you spot the S lower on the roof. There is a small crowd assembled on the front porch of this building.  This must be the famous and well-advertised Mystery Shack.

Upon reaching the crowd, you hear a gravelly voice shouting, “Step right up to see wonders never before known to mankind! Only 20 bucks a pop for the most mysterious tour you’ll ever take! Step on up, people, the supernatural awaits you!”

Pay the $20 to take the tour.

Head out of here.

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