Build a Fire

You work to collect up wood for a fire, but it's all too beaver-gnawed and moist to build one.  Not that you have anything to light it with anyways.

As you're working, you see two boats approach you from across the lake.  They pull up close to you.

"Dude! That fall was amazing!" the first one, captained by a chubby guy in a question mark T-Shirt, is a fairly nice boat.  "I'm Soos.  Do you need a ride?"

The other boat has a pair of police officers in it.  "I'm Sheriff Blubbs," one says.  "What happened to you?  What are you doing out here by yourself?"

"Whoo!" the other one rings a bell.  "We found a shipwreck!"

"Let me take you to shore," Soos says.

"Come with us," Blubbs says.  "We'll get you home."